no tv for you
Wednesday, Nov. 03, 2004
Okay, so overweight, undereducated America has spoken. And they said, "Duh."
Fine. The sea of red was convincing. No doubt America backs this Evil Empire. So I say California, New York, and any blue states that want to join us, secede from the Union. And we'll take our TV and movies with us.
That's right, Red States, you'll be left with nothing to watch but movies from Dahliwood and Fox News (once they relocate to Birmingham).
Imagine all those Cheetos-eating fat fucks sitting on their stained couches with nothing to watch.
I feel better already.
steve
