Larry King II
Friday, Sept. 24, 2004
Canadians seem innocent enough, but then so do strippers in school girl outfits…boxer briefs are compromise at its most comfortable…throwing a twenty yard out in football is the third hardest thing to do in sports...dig a little deeper and you'll find those Branch Davidians had some bright ideas…I know she’s getting up there in years, but Dagwood's wife Blondie is still a damned attractive woman…if you breathe one element this year make sure it’s oxygen…that Jodie Foster kid has a bright future as an actress. write it down...coconut is the best word in the English language…missing you already, Julia Child!...jumping Snake River Canyon is the forty-third hardest thing to do in sports…whoever kills my wife’s poodles will receive a thousand dollars in cash…always keep some licorice altoids handy if you drink booze at work...“It’s a Small World” is more than a great ride, it’s a great life lesson...if you remove one organ this year make sure it’s the appendix…who's Rubik and what's the story with that Cube?...when we finally invade Switzerland, put me on the front line…showers may get wet, but there are few better ways to get clean...a taco that doesn’t crunch isn’t really a taco…hard to take the Fab Five seriously when none of them wear suspenders…Gore Vidal has a filthy, filthy mind.
… election update …
Qualification #7: As far as I as I can tell, I’m the only person running.
Amputating the toe of inequality,
Steve Anacker
Sergeant at Arms 2008
