what's the point?
Monday, Aug. 29, 2005
Hi. I know it's been forever since I've written, and I should probably start with what I've been up to for the fast few months. But I'll get to that later. Suffice it to say, I'm now 37, Albuquerque has pretty mountains, it's easier to gain than lose weight, girls smell better than boys.
On to my real issue.
Ladies, girls, women: PLEASE STOP WEARING THOSE RIDICULOUSLY POINTY SHOES!!! I'm so not even kidding. I don't know a single guy who likes them. You look like Mall Santa Elves. You look like New Year's Eve blow toys cazoo thingies at three quarter extension. Forget the lame comparisons, you just look really, really stupid.
I understand silly fashions. And I know women have suffered a few hiccups when it comes to footwear lately. Ugz, anyone? But this one, well...
I'm just a guy. And we all know women don't dress to impress guys, they dress to impress other women. So I'm wasting my breath, or finger motion.
Keep doing what makes you happy. But if you insist on wearing the pointy shoes, at least glue some balls on the tips and juggle for the king, so you can complete the look you're going for.
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